Helping Peter (lol nothing to do w chnese food)

it was so funnhyt cause the other dayt perter came up to me and was like "hey girly guess what i just got a shot at the doctors today!" adnd i was like LOL did it durt peter?? did it hurt??? f

and he started crying and he saidc "girly omg it still hurts so oooo bad will you help me? how do u get rid of pain lik this???""
anjdd i said ok peter i know juist waht to do
4so i sprintteeedddd alll the way to the dining halll and i got a cup fiull of cream cheese and then i spriontteddd allll they wayyy to jilyyssass room and i got a cup full of leeches and then i sprinttedd allll they way back to peter and i said
=---peter lets do this--
so i dragged him with me to the l;awn and he was still crying it was soooo wmbarassing ugh i hate carrying around crying littlw boy babies they totally ruin my reutatyion ya knpw?' so anytway ww e made it to the lawn and i told him to take his clothes off cause thats the only thing what twoulkd take away the pain
so step 1
takle clothes offf
4so LOL he was naked on teh lawn and ppl were watching lol it was so funny i laughed in my head but not out loud caus ethen he would klnow i hought his naked body was funny
step 2
put cream cheese on safeected area
affected*
amnd osooo i slathered the cream cheese on and it smelled so good that i had to eat some of it
btw he got a full-out allergy test so he had like 15 shots on his back
so his  back was covered in cream cheese
step 3
so yeah then itr was essential that i ponly put 3 leeches on this back
so i put 3 leeches on that back lol
and one got stuck on me lool but i ripped it off ow
step 4
make him take laps around teh lawn till the cream cheese sweated off
step 5
once all the cream cheese sweated off the leeches essentially sucked away all the pain
step 6
he should be cured
bye peter have fun naked and slimy lol