Helping Peter (lol nothing to do w chnese food)

it was so funnhyt cause the other dayt perter came up to me and was like "hey girly guess what i just got a shot at the doctors today!" adnd i was like LOL did it durt peter?? did it hurt??? f

and he started crying and he saidc "girly omg it still hurts so oooo bad will you help me? how do u get rid of pain lik this???""
anjdd i said ok peter i know juist waht to do
4so i sprintteeedddd alll the way to the dining halll and i got a cup fiull of cream cheese and then i spriontteddd allll they wayyy to jilyyssass room and i got a cup full of leeches and then i sprinttedd allll they way back to peter and i said
=---peter lets do this--
so i dragged him with me to the l;awn and he was still crying it was soooo wmbarassing ugh i hate carrying around crying littlw boy babies they totally ruin my reutatyion ya knpw?' so anytway ww e made it to the lawn and i told him to take his clothes off cause thats the only thing what twoulkd take away the pain
so step 1
takle clothes offf
4so LOL he was naked on teh lawn and ppl were watching lol it was so funny i laughed in my head but not out loud caus ethen he would klnow i hought his naked body was funny
step 2
put cream cheese on safeected area
affected*
amnd osooo i slathered the cream cheese on and it smelled so good that i had to eat some of it
btw he got a full-out allergy test so he had like 15 shots on his back
so his  back was covered in cream cheese
step 3
so yeah then itr was essential that i ponly put 3 leeches on this back
so i put 3 leeches on that back lol
and one got stuck on me lool but i ripped it off ow
step 4
make him take laps around teh lawn till the cream cheese sweated off
step 5
once all the cream cheese sweated off the leeches essentially sucked away all the pain
step 6
he should be cured
bye peter have fun naked and slimy lol

Lilo & Stitch: LOL not a dino tho ;)

So i wefht tot yh t superpemark the osthe day and i waslkled up to my front doora and  i saaw   suit case on my front steps. i did nott  want t o pick it uo sp i callled the police. the police came and LOLed at me and said "little girl its ok to open suitcases if they look like they are from people in america!!" and so they just laughed anfd giggled and then drove away and left teh suitcase there. it was from oregon so i was like ok its safe. it was hard to carry home cause i ewas taking the bus and i was also carrying all my soy milk and prepared stuffed red peppers w goat cheese in 3 separate bags and this suitacase was hugeeee and stuffed with god knows WHAT.
ok so i mafdee it back to my drom SWEATING BUCKETS. but i refrigerated myt food goods and opened up teh suitvcase. but i took the precautions of locking my fdoor, closing my blinds and covering teh eyes of joey and jesse on my full house posters, cause lol i didnt know if a little person would jump out at me totally naked!!!!

so i opened it up and guess what i found! l;ol you proabbly  guesed it! all of that stuff in the picture! a bunch of candy and halloweens tuff. too bad halloween is over! thsose glow barcelets would have gone pERREFECCTLLY With my glow in the dark dinosaur costume! i guess ill just have to wear them in the bathroom at night now lol! maybe when i shower lol

there were a lot of packing peanuts inm the suyitacaser too. i kept those in case i needed pleriosaurus eggs for my next art project, the are thayt shape.

my roomatye asked why there was asuitcase in her closet and i said ":its a gift!!" (from me and i hhehehe ed and loled)
and she asked why it had lilo and stitch stickers on it and i said LOL doint u love hawaii>>
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Pain and Dinos: The Walk Up The Stairs

so last weekend i went to the mall with my great aunt and her new boyfranndddd and they are soooooo frfeee spiroted wven tho they are both like in their 70s and ok so they weer liek 'girl you wanna dpo something crazzyyy" amd i sauid yeahhh peg and donniee :) sp they took me to get my belly button piervced!!!!
iot ws soo bpainful and donnie held my hand and but wheayver i was o cool andpeg said i looked soo grown up
so i had this little stud on my midsection now. and man did it hurt. when i walk to class i cry as my flat stomach makes my belly button ring touch the other fat on my stomach. the stairs ar ethe worst. \
teh stairs make the touching so much worse im tellign you. i pblame donnie and peg with evcery steop i take. i swear and say
'damn u peg'
next step
'f u donnie'
and lol my peers are lioke wtf??? as tehy hear me bad mouthing these random ppl lolk
anyways i was walkig and in apin and ya know and i stopped cause i saw these pretty leaves and i said  to myself
"sweetie, these leaves are so pretty and they will ditract u from ur pain if u just look down at them a little." i loked at them for a fgood 5 minutes and i succesfully found the leave shapes of 3 different oif my faviorite dinosaurs. im not gonna say whcihb ones ;)) cause i know all my readers will be avlwe to tell which dinos r which in these leaves ;)
ill givve you a hint, one is in the left middle section on the bottom. comment ans twell me which ones you found!!

Art Project: Dino Egg Adventure

so i was like, i want to do an arty prtoject! i said i want to make a hige dinosaur and a cave and idk all teh fixins!!! so i needed supplies but itssss sooo hard to find the necesaary dninosaur eqiptment on a colege (ythats where i am lol) ** bsuisness school**
*****not dino school cauyse my dad said that was where DUMB KIDS GO and that i needed a JOB when i GREW UP and iso GUESS WHERE I AM im at a BUINESS SCHOOL studying FINACNE so i can DO SHIOTYFILsjd;jbg

okkkk
so LOL
i needed stuff! sio i found like newspaper and paint and i got cardboard from the recxuycling center!! lol teghres sooo much cardboard from the recucling center i raided taht palcw! lol ppl muct have thouight i was soooo werid walkinmg arounf camuypus with sooo much cardboard dragginf begind me lol.
soooo anyway i made a huige cave wiuts like 3 ft talll and i put it on my roomates befd LOL i hope she doesnt notice the glue markls ;)
so anyways i made my dinosaur, a long necked brayasouarus, from toilet paperr and more cardbaird and straws tat i took from teh inidng hall. soo i said wahhhh this dino will be alll alone in his cave!! he needs babies! but i didnt know how to make a baby brayasouarys so i asaid okkk sweetie u know what u can do? u can make eggs!
so i was like lol im not gonna put REAL chicken eggs in the cave! i need to be resourcefgul!
so i found TEHNSE COTTION VALLS! cotton balls. and i sprinlkled some pepper on them and calldedot a day. i put 3 or 4 in teh cave with my adult dino and VIOLA my art pttoject was compelet!!!

so lol ii just dont knowe what to do with it now so i may trry to sell it on etsy lol but i have soo many dino babies ;;))) hmu if ur on campous and u wanna a little bbay to hatch ;)

"Jamesy" Got Me A Dino Snack

I took a picture of thuis food right before a dinosoaur ate it.... lol me! im a dinosaur i liek to think lol! its kinda cute i tell everyone im a dinosar and i roar a lil and idk lol i giggle and somethimes they giggle back lol hehehehehe.
but on a seriosu note this food was really good. i was doign so much work for my paperr on busienss and dnnosaur interactions and i really needed a snack, so i callewd my friendf "jamesy" and hes a dino too ;)
amd "jamesy" was like "lol giurl what do u want to eat!?" nd i said "lol jamesy you nnow wehat do allll dinos like to eat ;)" (i winky faced as ii texted him ;)) and he said "lol ill surpsise you my dino princess"
WAIT disclosure here i jsut wanna make it clear thateven tho these mayb sound like DIRTY texts they really arent, i have no interest in jamesy ahem "jamesy" and so wee arent a couple but hes my friend and id k lol i just wanna make that clear befre we go on"

so jamesy knwocked on my door approxzimately 16 minutes later, byt when i opened the fdppr no one was there! i think jamsy came knocked and left bt there was apackage at my doorstep!!!
i opened it up and i found DINO FOOD RAORRRR

he literally gave me 30+ hash browns, dino flacvored of course
and a large coofeee with dino flaveoring.

yum yum i was bnnourished teh rets of the day!

Noodles with a Dinosaur

These chicken and noodles were so good. The lady at the Mongolian Grill made them esopcioally for me. she made them just FOR ME! i prdered them and asked fro JUST niioodleds and chicken and NO VEGGIEs. wnnna know why iu diditn want veggies? cause the veggies from the grill are alweays dirty looking ANd tasting. so nauhh uh i dont want to dirty noodles.
so as im eating myu noodles, alone, as usual, cause  i eat a lone a lot, i looked up and i saw a DINOUAR. sdinosoaur, dinosaur. ok so everyone ekse is socializiong at lunch cause they have ppl to hang out with, but again luke i mentioned i sit aloine, so i have no one to look at or talkto. so im literally kjust on myt pjhone or looking gracefully oyut the window. so this tomme i was looking outside, the window that is. and i saw adinoauau. dinosaur. no one else saw it cause they were all busy talking to theiur friends. so it was just me. the lady who made my nodles didnt even see cause she was too bust y mayking other peoples noodles. so anyeway wanna know what dinosuar iot was? well i coudlnt tell ya. cause i go to a business school and not a dinosaur school i dotn know the different tyupes of fdionbosaurs. dinosaurs. buut it was wicked tall and it was eating leaves from a tree. it was getting its veggies even though i wasnt getting my veggies. so it was kinda like his dinosaiur. dinsosaur. dinosaur qwas my spirt aniaml vcause it was eating my veggies ewhne i wasnt. idk it makde me dfeewel connected with the earth and at peace. so i ate this noodles and watched the dino. and ten idk i just fnised and left and teh dino left too. good day :)